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| Rodney "Lockness Monster" Cabaness. Rodney gained this moniker because, much like his namesake, he is often talked about but rarely seen in person. This is not even a photograph, but rather an elaborate artists rendering based on a few eye-witness accounts. | Shad "How do you spell that" Zimbro. Shad wanted to provide his own caption: Helo evryone, I shure do apresheate evryones suport. We our very thankfool two half sow many onederful custamers. |
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| Rob'THE ICE PICK' Hocking, Underneath that cool as ice school boy exterior is a man child yearning to be in the middle of the wrestling ring holding the Championship Belt above his head saying "WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE ICE PICK COMES LOOKING FOR YOU, BROTHER!!!!" We haven't told poor Rob wrestling is fake and Superman can't really fly. Were sure April will tell him any day now! | April 'Hippie Chick' Hocking April what should we do to make Mother Earth a better place. "Recycle,Recycle,Recycle and plant flowers" Oh Oh and ride Harley-Davidson Motorcycle's they are less polluting than any old car or truck" |
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| Jackie "The Boss" Zimbro. We can't really talk about why Jackie is called "The Boss" but just know that she is. |
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| Rob "I dye my hair" Blondi. Obviously his hair at one time was blond which caused him to change his name when he was 13 years old. No one has taken him up on his offer to prove he is a natural blond. Any takers? | Sarah "Pay Check" Porter, Were not sure what she does all week except on Friday's when she makes everyone smile. |
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| Willie 'Slick' Tatum They call him SLICK because can take a possum's head slick off at 100 yards and cook it for dinner for you. | Rene Faris "I'm not mean it's German Hospitalty" |
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Brad 'The Man' Jones, "He said that's what all the ladies call him." Rene laughed"
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| Eric Faris 'I see you have learned much grasshopper' |
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| Brandon Gross "No I don't shop at Dress Barn I shop at the The Wide and Fabulous." His words not ours. | |
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| Ken Lefferet "He doesn't say much. But,if your ride needs a fix'n his the man to get the GIT-R-Done" | Laurie 'Bootylicious' Heise, Need we say more? |
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| Adam 'STAG' Schlosser you figure out the nick name | |
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| Tim LeGrand "You want me to do what? And put it where?" | |
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| Herb"The Govanator"Light Herb seems to have an alter ego something about Austrian body building and being the Governor of California. | |
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